Two Jasperjohns

Yet another website about a TV show on the Internet concerning nine semi-sane brothers from Ohio living in New York whose last names are Jasperjohns. And two of them live together.

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TWO JASPERJOHNS: IT, PART FIVE (SEASON FINALE)

The dog It might or might not be missing/dead, and $12k is on the line in the final showdown between Joel and Jude.The bloody, brutal, barfing conclusion to season two.

Written and Directed by Vinny Lopez
Jude Jasperjohns: Jim Noonan

Joel Jasperjohns: Michael Hartney
Joseph Jasperjohns: Vinny Lopez
Cinematographer: Ana Veselic

Editor: Mark Smith

Sound Mix/Design: Eddie Cooper

Titles: Patrick Hosmer
Makeup FX: Joshua Riegel
Music: Megrims

Two Jasperjohns is yet another TV show on the internet concerning nine semi-sane brothers from Ohio living in New York whose last names are Jasperjohns. And two of them live together.


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Hi. I wanted you to know that the last episode of this season has been almost-finished for a week or so, and I hope to really show it next week. In the meantime, I have been sent my first fan-portrait by Jaypee Cy! I’m especially proud of how accurately he has depicted Vinny’s fat fatness. Oh, I almost forget the caption he sent: Joseph: that cake still exist!?Jude: that is our special cake and made just only for you…Joel: Ok thanks. but still, you have to return my dog to me. Soon,Two Jasperjohns 

Hi. I wanted you to know that the last episode of this season has been almost-finished for a week or so, and I hope to really show it next week. In the meantime, I have been sent my first fan-portrait by Jaypee Cy! I’m especially proud of how accurately he has depicted Vinny’s fat fatness.

Oh, I almost forget the caption he sent:

Joseph: that cake still exist!?
Jude: that is our special cake and made just only for you…
Joel: Ok thanks. but still, you have to return my dog to me.

Soon,
Two Jasperjohns 

Jude tries to hide It’s disappearance from his brother Joel, who’s brought along a very special bro-friend. Plus, impending violence.

Written and Directed by Vinny Lopez
Jude Jasperjohns: Jim Noonan
Joseph Jasperjohns: Vinny Lopez
Joel Jasperjohns: Michael Hartney
Bjorn: Kevin DeBacker
Editor: Mark Smith
Sound Mix/Design: Eddie Cooper
Titles: Patrick Hosmer
GFX: Vinny Lopez
Music: Megrims

Two Jasperjohns is yet another TV show on the internet concerning nine semi-sane brothers from Ohio living in New York whose last names are Jasperjohns. And two of them live together.

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Hey every single person possible – how are you? Fine, great, but what I’m trying to say is that I really HOPE and DREAM that episode four of “It” is coming out tomorrow! 

Unless I’m wrong in which case it should be out Monday. 

But probably tomorrow.

Friendly,
Two Jasperjohns

Fuck YOU, “Thirties Rocks,” you think you can steal MY man from ME? My head is weaving from side to side and also front to back in a menacing but entertaining manner!!!! Angrily,But Also Congratulatingly,To Michael Hartney,He is the one in the front,He is in my show that is me,  Two Jasperjohns Season Two

Fuck YOU, “Thirties Rocks,” you think you can steal MY man from ME? My head is weaving from side to side and also front to back in a menacing but entertaining manner!!!!

Angrily,
But Also Congratulatingly,
To Michael Hartney,
He is the one in the front,
He is in my show that is me, 

Two Jasperjohns Season Two

IT, EPISODE THREE

As Jude and Joseph attempt to keep “It” alive for the weekend, the brothers are forced into life lessons about sex-walking, man magnets, and lupus.

Shot and Directed by Ana Veselic
Written by Vinny Lopez
Jude Jasperjohns: Jim Noonan

Joseph Jasperjohns: Vinny Lopez
Kansas: Becky Yamamoto
Nebraska: Adira Amram

Editor: Mark Smith
Sound Mix/Design: Eddie Cooper
Graphics: Patrick Hosmer
Music: Megrims

Two Jasperjohns is yet another TV show on the internet concerning nine semi-sane brothers from Ohio living in New York whose last names are Jasperjohns. And two of them live together.


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The Exclusive Interview I Conducted: A True Story by Two Jasperjohns

 

Do you recognize this face?

Good, guess what, it’s not just Joel who is part of me, Two Jasperjohns. Guess again – he’s a real person, actually existing not just on the “Inter-net” but in the real. World. Which made it very convenient to interview him.

His name is Michael Hartney.

His answers to my questions are going to be below the questions that I ask, which come first, and then there are his answers, which come second.

Onto the questions!

2J: Hi. Thank you for being here to answer all of my questions.


MH: You couldn’t be more welcome.  I’m just thrilled that I’m being interviewed by a sentient webseries.

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